Do we swear because it gives our words power or have we just run out of intelligent things to say? Is bad language an emphatic linguistic tool or a crutch for our crippled vocabularies?
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Neurotoxic gas or mechanical inversion. Choose now.Read more "The Monday Morning Blues"
Before I signed up for Facebook, my life was a mess. But now I have a new life. Every morning I get up at 4am and hike into the mountains. I take off all my clothes and fire a gun into the air three times. When I get home I drink three Mickey Slims to keep the sad music away and spend the rest of the day alone crying and masturbating. Now I have over 15000 friends on Facebook!Read more "I Like Facebook And Facebook Likes Me"