Neurotoxic gas or mechanical inversion. Choose now.Read more "The Monday Morning Blues"
Before I signed up for Facebook, my life was a mess. But now I have a new life. Every morning I get up at 4am and hike into the mountains. I take off all my clothes and fire a gun into the air three times. When I get home I drink three Mickey Slims to keep the sad music away and spend the rest of the day alone crying and masturbating. Now I have over 15000 friends on Facebook!Read more "I Like Facebook And Facebook Likes Me"
The City of Denali offers all the comforts of a large US city, yet remains just a 45 minute drive from the beautiful Alaskan coast. Founded in 1917 as Mount McKinley National Park, Denali was once home to the highest mountain peak in North America.Read more "Amerikan Getaways 3000 – City of Denali"
We sat alone on Thorofare Ridge as the savage tragedy of nature’s brutal indifference plays out below us. We are very small and the wilderness does not care if we live or die. We attempt in vain to calculate the impossible infinity in front of us while we eat our sandwiches.Read more "The Insatiable Greed Of The Drooling Lens Hole"