Bad Taxidermy At The Bloodied Caribou Lodge

Do not smile. Do not make eye contact. Keep your hands on the wheel and fully visible at all times. The border official paces around the car like a paedo-wolf or Piers Morgan, whichever is worse. Do not speak unless you are spoken to. Answer the officer in a timely and respectful manner.

It was another beautiful day at the Poker Creek border crossing.

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