Locked into a brutal game of chicken on the bus to nowhere.
Do not smile. Do not make eye contact. Keep your hands on the wheel and fully visible at all times. The border official paces around the car like a paedo-wolf or Piers Morgan, whichever is worse. Do not speak unless you are spoken to. Answer the officer in a timely and respectful manner.
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My secretary and I have been incarcerated in an Arctic gulag known as Inuvik in Canada’s Northwest Territories. We have been here for approximately six days or years; I cannot be sure since the sun does not set at this latitude.Read more "Strange Nausea In Inuvik"
The wasp stung me in the eye three times. I instinctively tried to swat the wasp, but being protected behind my glasses I could only punch myself in the face.Read more "An Idea Today Is A Product Tomorrow"
The City of Denali offers all the comforts of a large US city, yet remains just a 45 minute drive from the beautiful Alaskan coast. Founded in 1917 as Mount McKinley National Park, Denali was once home to the highest mountain peak in North America.Read more "Amerikan Getaways 3000 – City of Denali"