Strange revelations as Hurricane Noel hits the Dominican Republic 1,000,000,000,000V iridescent fractures rip the sky into small black pieces. Thunder rumbles through subtropical forest and electricity hums on the surface of my skin. Over the last two days Hurricane Noel has left the Dominican Republic with almost 100 people dead, 65,000 homeless and $77.7m in […]
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Locked into a brutal game of chicken on the bus to nowhere.
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Do not smile. Do not make eye contact. Keep your hands on the wheel and fully visible at all times. The border official paces around the car like a paedo-wolf or Piers Morgan, whichever is worse. Do not speak unless you are spoken to. Answer the officer in a timely and respectful manner.
It was another beautiful day at the Poker Creek border crossing.
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My secretary and I have been incarcerated in an Arctic gulag known as Inuvik in Canada’s Northwest Territories. We have been here for approximately six days or years; I cannot be sure since the sun does not set at this latitude.
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The wasp stung me in the eye three times. I instinctively tried to swat the wasp, but being protected behind my glasses I could only punch myself in the face.
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