The Alaskan sun stayed out all night drinking and is waiting for us behind the cabin door with irritable fists. Eyes pummelled by unrelenting morning. Further explorations in Denali National Park.Read more "Irradiated Meat On Mt Healy"
Lone caribou runs through tundra. No escape from invisible predators. Warble fly is common in Denali National Park. They lay their eggs in the nose and throat of the caribou. Larvae hatch and bury themselves underneath the caribou’s skin or into the lining of the stomach or intestines. Without opposable thumbs, little can be done once an infestation has taken hold.Read more "A Brutal Storm Over Savage Valley"
You can’t spell Las Vegas without savages. Las Vegas translates from Spanish as ‘the meadow’ and you can’t spell ‘the meadow’ without ‘death meow’. Either way, Las Vegas is a thousand foot blazing neon tombstone with the word ‘hope’ splattered across it in syphilitic ropes of yellow semen.Read more "The World Famous Las Vegas Carpetorium"
Something somewhere has gone terribly wrong. The visitor centre is not at all what I was expecting. It certainly doesn’t seem worth the visit now that I have all these guns pointed at my head.Read more "Strange Nausea In The Anchorage Visitor Center"